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工作压力大的搞笑句子说说心情短语

时间:2024-06-05 公冶哲 来源:桔子网

《工作压力大的搞笑句子说说心情短语》

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工作压力大的搞笑句子说说心情短语

1、最搞笑的台词:G调……G……J,小JJ,发射……。

2、最绯言的台词:大家都知道,MEW是同志。

3、就好像我需要那些似的。

4、贝拉:我梦想永远和你在一起

5、不受苦中苦,难为人上人。(第三十二回《平顶山功曹传信莲花洞木母逢灾》)

6、然而那些以博爱和善良的名义,

7、留情不举手,举手不留情。(第二十一回《护法设庄留大圣须弥灵吉定风魔》)

8、JULES:There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

9、Mia:为什么要不停地说些狗屁废话来维持气氛不尴尬

10、如果过去是可以改变的,未来也可以改变,我们可以阻止审判日的降临。



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