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唯美清新句子

1、如果有一天,我突然变老了你还会喜欢我吗?

2、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

3、它太可爱了,我受不了了!

4、虽然我非常想创造出一批邪恶的军队来毁灭这个世界,但谁都别想对付我的家人。

5、只要路是对的 ,就不害怕遥远 ;只要认准是值得的,就不在乎沧桑变化。

6、它不会受狐狸甩动大尾巴的迷惑,能直接咬住狐狸尾巴,然后急刹车,让狐狸拼命前冲,再突然一撒口,把狐狸摔个前滚翻,使它致命的脖子和要害肚皮来个底朝天,黄黄再几步冲上去,一口咬断狐狸的咽喉,猎手就能得到一张完好无损的狐皮。

7、蹩脚的谎话 我甚至都不喜欢她。

8、你的车有寄生虫!

9、我的传统就是给你一拳!别动!

10、它太可爱了,我受不了了!



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