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简短幽默句子大全

时间:2025-02-21 佛子阳 来源:桔子网站

《简短幽默句子大全》

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简短幽默句子大全

1、像便利店里的监视器,只能在硬盘上记录当日影像的最后一部分。

2、Captain Miller: All of them.

3、Captain Miller: James... I'm here to tell you your brothers were killed in combat. They're dead.

4、我们将携手驾起犁铧。把刀剑丢一旁。将枷锁全杂碎,人人都得奖赏。听啊,人们在歌唱,群情激奋,歌声嘹亮。那是一个民族呼唤,砸断锁链得解放!当你心跳激昂回荡,和着那战鼓声声响。我们会欲火重生,迎来天明曙光!

5、瑞恩:哪几个?

6、I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die. I dreamed that God would be forgiving. Then I was young and unafraid. And dreams were made and used and wasted. There was no ransom to be paid, no song unsung, no wine untasted. But the tigers come at night with their voices soft as thunder. As they tear your hope apart, as they turn your dream to shame.

7、One more day all on my own! Will we ever meet again? One more day with him not caring. I was born to be with you! What a life I might have known. And I swear I will be true! But he never saw me there!

8、源代码世界中你只能存在那8分钟里。

9、拉特里奇:源代码不是时间穿梭,而逝对时间的再赋值。

10、3 如果你能看到我的世界里那些渐渐消逝的美好,你就能体会到现在所拥有的幸福。



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