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关于早上好的幽默句子大全集

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关于早上好的幽默句子大全集

1、But try not to toss and turn.

2、第一,永远不要再碰我;第二,不要再碰我。

3、如此多的知识,你可以解开这个宇宙以外的序列。

4、学习是痛苦的过程。

5、On your left.On your left.Uh-huh.On my left.Got it.Don’t say it !Don’t you say it!On your left.Come on !!

6、旅客朋友们请注意,飞往朝鲜平壤的航班已经彻底取消,没有原因。请旅客朋友们到二号柜台办理手续,爱办不办,不爱办拉倒。

7、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

8、放心吧,以后总不至于比这次还要糟糕吧。如果真的比这还要糟糕,我就把我的飞镖枪借给你用,我有几次就派上用场了。和约会比起来,我觉得还是我比较喜欢独自一人呆着。

9、Standard tac team.Two behind ,two across,and two coming straight atus.If they make us,I’ll engage,you hit the south escalator to the metro.Shut up and put your arm around me.Laugh atsomething I said.

10、没人能让我放弃,除了我自己。



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